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MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!


TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
f***ing excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "f*** y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


MARRIAGE 101 - Women are never truly happy without something to complain about. No need to put any effort into fulfilling this need; you're already doing at least 2 things she can complain about. One is breathing.


TAGS: marriage women complain happiness
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Losifer2

tatespa - May 21, 2012, 8:59 am
Agreed... no truer words have been spoken... d***!!!!
SteveFurlong - May 19, 2012, 5:27 pm
5L for indisputable truth.


The Double Standard -


TAGS: double standard complain lock key
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Ism

5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:01 pm
I have been without a comp for over a year. I missed my 2% crew. 5L then
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2013, 7:34 am
I believe this was made with the new poster creator. The Format has changed for the better. Welcome back my friend.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:02 am
I just got back here. I won't vote until I see what the standards are for "motifake format" MODS, can you help a brotha out? Otherwise, it kicks a**.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2013, 5:49 am
Good illu5tration.


Christmas 2015 -


TAGS: some people have nothing better to do complain gripe tantrum throw over starbucks christmas cups
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

freasy - November 18, 2015, 8:20 am
All I have seen are complaints about the complaints, upon complaint about what I see are non existant complaints.


FEEDBACK -


TAGS: complaints are gifts
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Sean

BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:07 pm
When she hit 40 she started counting backwards, so now I lost. I just put 1 candle on the cake, it's safer that way.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:05 pm
She was older than you WHEN you married her eh? How 'bout now?
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:05 pm
LOMFAO
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:03 pm
Rotater cuff troubles? *sigh*
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:03 pm
Hey, my wife works retail so...On that note when I married her she was older than me; I should have thought that one through.
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 4:01 pm
Thanks to health issues, I pitch softballs.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:00 pm
LMAO,,,Aggy knew
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 4:00 pm
BoneCD?
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:58 pm
OK, here goes...Pitchers and Catchers are g** male slang for...
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:55 pm
Baseball is a wholesome American, and sometimes Canadian pasttime. I honestly don't see where this is coming from.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:53 pm
*the door is open*
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 3:52 pm
Am I being flirted with?
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:51 pm
But you do, aggy. I swear. Just you're more of a knuckle-ball pitcher. I like to rely on my slider, and the heat. (Actually I couldn't pitch worth a d*** but I was a decent catcher, though.)
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:48 pm
*hmmmm, somebody once worked retail*
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 3:47 pm
Looking at Sean's posters always reminds me to stop thinking that I make good posters.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:42 pm
Saw it in the forum. Hilarious. And oddly motivating.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:41 pm
I just uploaded a new Bulgy Christmas poster for you...stay tuned!
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:39 pm
Thanks, Bone.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:36 pm
Nice!


AGGY - Apparently he's now in charge of the Motifake Complaint Department.


TAGS: aggy complaint motifake mousetrap
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MustyK

agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:50 pm
A trap.... and a back-handed compliment, if I'm not mistaken.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:44 pm
Ha!
Sean - May 1, 2010, 10:36 pm
Wait!!!!! It's a trap!
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:13 pm
Me?


TALENTED -


TAGS: swimming your complaining is invlaid
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Mirromere - December 12, 2010, 11:21 pm
Oh god so am I. Lol Funny!
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:40 pm
That took me a second to get, but once I did...lol, evil, just evil. 5L
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 5:56 pm
LOL! 5L
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 12:29 pm
He reminds me of NEMO. I know I'm going to hell.


DESPAIR -


TAGS: despair complain live longer pzy
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

rerun - November 24, 2010, 5:19 pm

d***, the timmies are gonna be here forever.
Derek - November 24, 2010, 5:07 pm
Or at least, that's the way it seems to the rest of us.
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 5:05 pm
I like this one.


NOT FAIR -




Customer Complaints -


TAGS: waitress kids durex customer complaints
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:46 pm
Nice! 5 escapee swimmers.
RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 10:39 pm
My first 5L vote goes to You... good one.. !!
Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:22 pm
that means 5
Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:22 pm
So many lions here I can't even count that high


COMPLAIN -




COMPLAINTS DEPT - Our customer service representative will be with you in a moment.


TAGS: complaints crocodiles swim
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 2:28 am
I like it. 5


nonsensical nonsense #6 -




Louis C.K. -




AND THEN WHAT -


TAGS: complaints calendar rolls
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Greeny

mariand - August 23, 2011, 2:08 pm
5ure thing...


COMPLAINING -


TAGS: complaining
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by steve1961

MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 12:15 am
Think I'll make that the 5L topic of the day tomorrow at therapy.


SATELITE TV -


TAGS: stop complaining sat tv dish walk
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by steph1

agdaniele - February 9, 2011, 6:28 pm
Slight thrust-to-weight miscalculation on the abduction attempt.


Home -


TAGS: home family complaining
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

maoworks2 - February 20, 2014, 5:02 pm
Yes Lucky For What We Got .
lgvernon - February 20, 2014, 4:15 pm

Ah, yes! I know it well...


SUICIDE - My only escape now.


TAGS: wife nagging screaming whining b****ing complaining until i m going out of my freakin mind
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 7:31 pm
Ah, the skill I never mastered until far, far, far too late!
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:25 pm
Or, learn the art of leaving a bad relationship.


5 TO THE EYE - 1o to the CHIN If you ever disrespect TWILIGHT or JUSTIN BIEBER AGAIN!!


TAGS: team jacob complaint bdepartment knuckels
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 10:19 pm
THA truth my niece has now sed BIEBER is g** and PATON is a noodle pasty starchy, oh and taylor swift broke up with the indian dude bcuse he has no personality. She now jus watches the expandebles
Claire - September 15, 2010, 9:50 pm
... I love Silly Bandz...
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 9:35 pm
sorry I redid this with correct spelling zats why I didn't comment
GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 11:00 am
I laughed at this...my daughter knows Edzachery how many of those 4.99 for 25 rubber bands she has....and it's over 200.
GySgt1811 - August 17, 2010, 12:52 pm
5 little "bannies" for my tweenie G-daughter.
corneredbadger - August 17, 2010, 3:14 am
I... what... no, just no. i will disrespect the sparkely fairy and the balless wonder all i want d***it. and if you hit me ill tie you up with those d*** rubberbands you have on your wrist
agdaniele - August 17, 2010, 1:48 am
Zagato - first and loast warning about words like that. Do not use them here. Please and thank you.
Derek - August 17, 2010, 1:45 am
You don't expect tweenies to be macho do you Zagato?
Zagato - August 17, 2010, 1:41 am
what is this faggotry?


Complaints Department -


TAGS: santa easter bunny working turf complaint department rivalries
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 8, 2015, 2:05 pm
Yep and last I heard he's making posters here at Motifake under the alias of rerun. I'm sooo sorry rerun, but, oh hell...bahaha. Thanks for the 5 dizz.
mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:42 am
The economy has even got Santa doing all kinds of odd jobs during the off season! LOL! 5L!


Complaints Department -


TAGS: work personnel complaints direction instructions
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 19, 2014, 9:57 pm
Don't know and with that attitude I'd be too afraid to ask her!
mizzdizz - December 17, 2014, 5:42 am
Is her name Helen Fry?
MissPriss - December 16, 2014, 5:57 pm
Someone please help Mashi...he's gonna need to copy and paste pretty soon...teehee.
MashiMashi - December 16, 2014, 12:09 pm
again


Lost in Translation -


TAGS: star wars complaints the expendables movies work
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:34 pm
Hey, that's why Stallone got the lead in them all!... And yet, no-one appreciates the comparative poke of irony of PC-fascism to Nazism & androgenous art-deco culture in the late-30's.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 27, 2016, 1:52 am
Yes! Someone who agrees! Thanks, pzy.
pzykosiz - January 26, 2016, 5:53 am
someone understands. i saw about 10 minutes of one of the expendables movies, and it was a steaming pile o' crap


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